December 2011
147 posts
I can't believe that this time tomorrow I'll be...
Aaaarrgghhh so excited!
It’s just a 30€ plane ticket and an hour plane ride away, but it still feels like travelling to a new culture! Which it is, but yeah, I’m excited, period ahah.
“A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become...”
– Ingrid Bergman (via theo89)
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Am I the only person to find the kardashian kid the ugliest child I’ve ever seen?
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I think wishing a happy christmas to all my...
There could be many reasons for all of you to be happy, or unhappy, joyful, or depressed. So instead of wishing you a happy Christmas I’ll wish you a happy life.
I hope you have found what makes you truly happy, and if you still haven’t then hold on, hang in there, follow your bliss and it will take you to places you never even knew existed, but then become so essential to a happy...
So...
I’m going to Madrid in 5 days. I’ll be there from the 29th until the 2nd. If you’re in Madrid too let me know, let’s hang out!
“Guuurrl, I would never date a guy who gets around as much as Levy… I do...”
– The black guy from A-List Dallas.
me: and my friend was like-
friend: what friend
me:
friend:
me:
friend:
me:
friend:
me: I DIDN'T MEET THEM ONLINE WE USED TO GO TO KINDERGARTEN TOGETHER AND THEN THEY MOVED TO ANTARCTICA FACEBOOK RECONNECTED US I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE INTERNET IS
friend: They're from the internet, right?
me: Yes.
chemistrybook:
It’s called christmas eve, not christmas and steve. Reblog this to keep christmas straight.
bahahah A+
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Thank you Jesus, so far this Christmas I have:
Stepped on dog shit
Got my debit card held in an ATM (wtf?!?)
Got my motorcycle’s mirrors stolen
Seen an ex
Hurt my finger carrying groceries
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I am not a victim.
I chose to live like this.
OK!! Now this woman got 2.123$ worth of groceries...
She actually MADE money!!
omfg… O M F G ….
I’m moving to the US and dedicating my life to coupons.
Screw surgery, couponing is my true calling.
Brb moving to the US and becoming extreme...
This lady just paid 45$ for 3.147,87$.
YOU READ THAT RIGHT! Over 3 thousand dollars down to 45!!!!!
Omfg
WIN
Gay community apologizes to Amy Koch for ruining her marriage
All I want for Christmas is food.
Anonymous asked: One of the these days I think I saw you on the subway... Gosh, you're a man worth fighting for...
“Queer people do not need to offer excuses or defend their own existence. If one...”
– » Fauxgress Watch: “Born This Way” Social Justice League (via othernature)
The Gay Agenda:
turn all kids gay
destroy american values
have sex with every soldier
give AIDS to everyone
destroy America
go shopping
Pretty much, yeah.
I don't want to go have dinner at my dad's.
We’re gonna have a “money” talk and I have a feeling it’s not gonna go very well.
Wish me luck!
Things I don't like in any blog:
h-e-r-o-i-n:
Autoplayer
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“If you sell your music for a car ad, then you’re selling everybody’s memory of...”
– Thom Yorke (via tyleroakley)
All the men in the wedding scene of Almodovar’s The Skin I Live In (original title La Piel Que Habito) are crazy attractive.
Why am I sharing this with you now?
Because the guy from the new Chanel Nº 5 commercial is also insanely gorgeous.
Guys. Guys.
A friend is showing me his manhunt account. The things on this website! I could make a blog JUST of weird/funny/ridiculous/obscene stuff that can be found on manhunt. I’m dying. So many bad things going on right now bahahahah.