A condensed, preserved, and fake-tasting experience of the real and natural me.
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- Never, EVER go in the basement.
- If a stranger keeps calling, he’s probably inside the house.
- The killer is ALWAYS behind you.
- If weird shit is going on, don’t have sex.
- If you have sex, YOU WILL DIE.
- Caller ID on your phone can save your life.
- If strangers say “You should just leave”, GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW.
- NO, DON’T HESITATE
- JUST FUCKING GO
- Don’t tell jokes
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Fred and I would probably die really fast in a horror movie situation…
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Don’t be the only black guy in the group.
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